Our little Dougie Doug is feelin' under the weather, what with having a massive sinus infection that may have spread to an eye and -- brace yourselves -- his brain.
Wait. Does he even have a brain?
Let's get that CAT scan, Dr.House:
Oh, this looks bad. Is that actual size?
Time for some meds, to get our little Dougie all better:
Uh -- Doc -- save some for the patient....
Discharge orders will include: An Eyepatch. Arrrrrrrrrrrr.
Thanks, Obama.
