DIANE GERRISH, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

You can tell his thoughts are turning toward Valentine's Day...

Ya know, all I want in this life is a girl who is down with listening to music ranging from soundtracks to whatever...who can laugh at jokes that are stupid, yet funny.....who is straight down to earth.....someone I can rely on to be by my side no matter what...someone who will not judge me for my faults, yet who will accept them....someone who wants to live life to its fullest until its time to "settle" down.....I'm 34 F'n years old...I want what I see that everyone else has....a family.....I'm the last of my family's
Name....I die, that's it..game over....I can feel time ticking away.....

Aw, isn't he sweet? Yeah, not really.

You left out a couple things, there, Dougie: You forgot to add that you'll need one who is making enough money to support both of you. You forgot to add that you'll need one who doesn't care that you won't get a real job and actually work for a living, and prefer living off anybody who'll let you. You forgot to add you'll need to find someone who doesn't care that you'd rather spend what money you do get from her on buying video games and beer. You forgot to add you'll need to find one with a driver's license and a car, because you have neither.

Good luck with that.

From a very recent Facebook post on her youngest son's page:

A "fan" writes:

Let me make sure you get this straight TwistedMistress. Our first time meeting Doug, he got trashed, disrespected our house and our guests. We kicked him out. We let him come back and hang out, as long as he didn't get trashed like that again. We felt bad for the way we kicked him out, and the fact he has no power. So... we told Doug he could stay for a night. That turned into about a month. During that month, he drank AT LEAST 8 tall boys of Busch a day[and that is definitely undershooting, we have a full trash bag of what he accumulated in 1 week by himself]. At 8 a day and we'll say $1.30 a can after tax, that's $312 a month, which is enough to get power turned on. The entire time he was here, until the last day, we fed him. We are not doing well financially ourselves, I'm on food stamps, we're about to lose some of the things that make our living more comfortable. Doug bought us maybe $10 in drinks while he was here, mainly when we were in irritable moods. He smoked moms cigarettes which since they're rollies would be a total of around $10 all together. I spend my gas money almost every day to bring him to the store 3 miles each way, yes that is not far, but thats 6 mile round trip, we'll say every other day to be nice, that's 90 miles, around $15 in gas for me. Lets not forget the $60 in booze we bought the first time we met and he spilled half a $28 bottle of rum, drank another 1/4 of it and killed off the $20 bottle of vodka pretty much by himself. We try to get to bed at reasonable times[11pm-2:30am], but his idea of reasonable times were awake until 5-10am asleep until 5-10pm. I usually stayed awake to pretty much babysit. My sex life became virtually non existent, sanity became arguable. He asked to stay 1 night, not 30, but we're nice people and decided, ok, we don't want him to freeze. He made not attempt to find a job, he obviously had money coming from somewhere. He invited himself to a dinner which was a $15 bill per person which mom was pissed off to pay for, to say the least, and then "to return the favor for everything we've done" made spaghetti which couldn't cost much more than $10 to make. Our electric bill sky rocketed in the past month, even though we have been more conservative with our usage.

To top everything off, he tells me this lette he's dating from Georgia who he's known for years is coming up to stay with him. He asks 15 hours in advance for a ride to Charlotte to get her. I told him, I don't know if I can. I wasn't feeling good lately, my tire has a nail in it, $20 was barely worth the gas, much less the drive and traffic to and from Charlotte.
She gets here, the next day they're at my house, he barely pays any attention to her, he's already being mean to her and acting like they're a couple who have been together 20 years and just dealing with each other until the kid goes to college. She has pretty much lost interest in him because he has no woman skills away from the computer and she spends the day talking to us and other friends and doodling with markers on our friend. We are all trying to have a good time and he's sitting on the couch playing sappy, sad songs over and over and bitching about anything that anyone does or says. He also spends the day trying to get us to play juggalo songs that he loves so much, which he called stupid before she got there and was basically disrespecting our lifestyle, something which we hold very dear. I bring up later to her about how she should have known it would be like this if they had known each other for all these years, which she tells me, they just met online less than a week ago. So he lied to her, he lied to us. He used us, he pretty much used her and then played Like A Boss and I Just Had Sex by Lonely Island afterwards, which is pretty childish to do on your first day with someone. We hang out in our room after some time at a failed camp fire in the woods. He comes in, everyone goes and lays down and he passes out drunk in the couch in our bedroom. He was keeping everyone awake with his loud snoring. An attempt to wake him up was made nicely multiple times, first nicely, saying to please get up...nothing. a couple of taps to the head...nothing. So finally makeup was applied and they force was used and he was told he could sleep in the living room for the night, he started bitching and was kicked out.

He was told, we're not going to have the drunk as fuck and disrespect of our guests thing again. He told us that only happens with vodka, obviously he was wrong, because he became just about as much of a dick from beer. We're trying to fix our own lives, we don't have the time to play mommy and daddy.

And to top it off, we heard from another one of our neighbors that Doug was staying with him for a month or so before he migrated here and was kicked out for the same things we kicked him out for.

We also talked to another neighbor who told us that Doug hasn't had power since June or July[despite Doug saying it's only been off a month or 2] That's about 6 months of drinking that could have gone into paying bills. 8 beers a day=$1872[and remember, we're being nice about it. His beer intake would usually be around 12 tall boys a day, which is around $2800 in 6 months.

You fucked it up for yourself, we're not the bad guys. We were pretty fuckin generous to keep you out of the cold for a month. It's your fault you would rather play ps2, drink beer, sleep and try to get women on facebook than try to better your own life and create a lifestyle that a woman would be comfortable in. You blew it, don't place blame on other people. Yes, she left you, yes she's moved on, no, there is no shot she will ever come back to you, and yes, you're the reason she left you.

I don't think people like him.