Monday, January 20, 2014

Today on Facebook: Dougie Doug waxes romantic....

You can tell his thoughts are turning toward Valentine's Day...

Ya know, all I want in this life is a girl who is down with listening to music ranging from soundtracks to whatever...who can laugh at jokes that are stupid, yet funny.....who is straight down to earth.....someone I can rely on to be by my side no matter what...someone who will not judge me for my faults, yet who will accept them....someone who wants to live life to its fullest until its time to "settle" down.....I'm 34 F'n years old...I want what I see that everyone else has....a family.....I'm the last of my family's
Name....I die, that's it..game over....I can feel time ticking away.....



Aw, isn't he sweet? Yeah, not really.

You left out a couple things, there, Dougie: You forgot to add that you'll need one who is making enough money to support both of you. You forgot to add that you'll need one who doesn't care that you won't get a real job and actually work for a living, and prefer living off anybody who'll let you. You forgot to add you'll need to find someone who doesn't care that you'd rather spend what money you do get from her on buying video games and beer. You forgot to add you'll need to find one with a driver's license and a car, because you have neither.

Good luck with that.

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